begrudging Cyber Monday gratitudes

More of a Justin W thing than a Jimmy Fallon thing. Plus, fearless views on plexiglass as security theater

This week, I bought a ton of pieces of cotton, metal, and plastic online in an attempt to become more beautiful. I have nobody around to perceive me as beautiful or not beautiful, but old habits die hard.

This is funny, though not funny haha because as of this week, I no longer have my part-time job at the bookstore and thus, I have no revenue source of…