Big Show

Classic Edition

Mars and I drove from Park City to Santa Fe on Thursday without ever going indoors. We stopped for gas, of course, but never peed inside or stopped for food. I equipped my mom’s Acura with at least $240 of cubed cheese, tartufo salami, and Harmless Harvest coconut water. We peed on the side of the road, and once, for me, into a jar at a Sonic drive-in s…