Five dollar gift card inside

I am sorry to this Dutch eco-deodorant conglomerate

I was home a few weeks ago and I was sitting in my dad’s home office on a phone call that determined my future, and I found a letter displayed prominently on his desk from Portillo’s. Portillo’s is an Illinois hot dog restaurant. I’m not a huge Portillo’s head, really, because the smell reminds me of being in the car coming home from the airport. I tend…