I was going to pitch an essay about this, but I let too much time pass

And another one about how cool girls like Survivor now because it auto-played after The Master

In today’s issue of Lost The Plot Digest, I have no off-label product usage recommendations for deeply troubled pretty little babies, no Seasons Greetings, nothing to link to, and not much to be proud of that I’m allowed to talk about. On the internet, people have been linking to the things that they’ve accomplished despite a bad year. Kudos, I guess, h…