No Nuuds is Bad Nuuds
And will I have to shave my armpits for this to work if its arctic cargo ship ever arrives in my inland port
Seems real! ^^^^^^^^^^
(A nearly 500 word *aside* that turns into a brag and also a product schill for something I got for free, which is a brag in itself: Besides this letter and a snack basket article I did for the Eater gift guide in 2019, I haven’t written for the internet in maybe two years, and still, I get probably eight emails a day like this. Al…