The Pants Jacket

Help Me, Verifieds

Today’s letter is a plea: Follow my burner! No, don’t do that. That’s where I like to diary in private about my crushes so that they can see it.

My big ask is this: If you have seen this jacket or anything resembling this jacket, or if you know some lady who works in a quilt shop who might own this, or even if you know some lady who possibly got covid a…